Lidpibgig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident hare.

Lidpibgig created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidpibgig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidpibgig, he will come to you in dreams.

Lidpibgig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Lidpibgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Lidpibgig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Run away if five swans approach from the south.

4. Always wear white.

5. Do not speak sacred words in spring.