Fumtamvil is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent jackal.

Fumtamvil created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumtamvil, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fumtamvil, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fumtamvil's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fumtamvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to moths while wearing ear rings.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Put Fumtamvil first in all things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.