Wabarnhot is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, competent bat.

Wabarnhot created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabarnhot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wabarnhot, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Wabarnhot's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Wabarnhot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven eagles approach from the east.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not eat beans.