Geppakfag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy narwhal.

Geppakfag created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Geppakfag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Geppakfag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Geppakfag's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Geppakfag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Geppakfag loves tortoises, so they must be respected.