Hakfossvabgun is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, proud pigeon.

Hakfossvabgun created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakfossvabgun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hakfossvabgun, it will jump up and down on your head.

Hakfossvabgun's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hakfossvabgun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.