Fubkabkap is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unfair deer.

Fubkabkap created time and space four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubkabkap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fubkabkap, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fubkabkap's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fubkabkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near goats while wearing orange stockings and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your head.