Dabgebzod Cutjonxen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, tranquil shrew.

Dabgebzod Cutjonxen created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabgebzod Cutjonxen, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dabgebzod Cutjonxen, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dabgebzod Cutjonxen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dabgebzod Cutjonxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Do not prepare coconuts while wearing rings.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near capybaras while wearing black kilts.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.