Nillzoglarg is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful wolf.

Nillzoglarg created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillzoglarg, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillzoglarg, she will turn you into a rock.

Nillzoglarg's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nillzoglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.