Habxenart is a god.

It takes the form of a small, irritating goblin.

Habxenart created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habxenart, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Habxenart, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Habxenart's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Habxenart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Habxenart in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never write about moons.

3. You must pray to Habxenart three times a day.

4. Worship no other gods but Habxenart.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.