Sidrawceb is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful chicken.

Sidrawceb created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidrawceb, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sidrawceb, she will make you grow a tail.

Sidrawceb's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sidrawceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dawn.

2. You must never eat nuts.

3. Never curse while facing east.

4. Never handle platinum while unclean.

5. Never wear indigo shirts on sacred days.