Bunsawfodsuggonwigfas is a god.

It takes the form of a small, weak zebra.

Bunsawfodsuggonwigfas created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunsawfodsuggonwigfas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bunsawfodsuggonwigfas, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bunsawfodsuggonwigfas' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bunsawfodsuggonwigfas' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bunsawfodsuggonwigfas on top of all buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hop in holy places.