Legcaddim is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful dolphin.

Legcaddim created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Legcaddim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Legcaddim, it will turn you into a puffin.

Legcaddim's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Legcaddim's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Run away if seven cats approach from the west.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.