Stigdavjanteen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, moody skunk.

Stigdavjanteen created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stigdavjanteen, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Stigdavjanteen, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Stigdavjanteen's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Stigdavjanteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not keep six whales in a large pit.

4. Never point your back toward the north during prayer.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near ants while wearing blue shorts.