Zanbusfeb Hubteennab Bundottailbemdam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthinking octopus.

Zanbusfeb Hubteennab Bundottailbemdam created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanbusfeb Hubteennab Bundottailbemdam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zanbusfeb Hubteennab Bundottailbemdam, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zanbusfeb Hubteennab Bundottailbemdam's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Zanbusfeb Hubteennab Bundottailbemdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. You must pray to Zanbusfeb Hubteennab Bundottailbemdam seven times a day.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never wear magenta skirts.

5. Do not chop down trees.