Dusstam is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, quiet dragonfly.

Dusstam created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusstam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dusstam, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dusstam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dusstam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never chant near great tits.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Never talk about eagles.