Xincadgun is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, confident chinchilla.

Xincadgun created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xincadgun, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Xincadgun, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Xincadgun's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Xincadgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Run away from red otters, for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.