Spagjadfut is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, deceitful
weasel.
Spagjadfut created the planet Mars three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Spagjadfut, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Spagjadfut, it will remove you from existence.
Spagjadfut's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Spagjadfut's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Feed all hungry turtles.
5. Never talk about amino acids.