Tonklitdon Bindagtar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, self-confident horse.

Tonklitdon Bindagtar created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonklitdon Bindagtar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tonklitdon Bindagtar, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tonklitdon Bindagtar's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tonklitdon Bindagtar's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help ants.

3. Never paint your arms blue.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near cats while wearing brown hats and balancing five iron spheres on your feet.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.