Larnranbud is a god.

He takes the form of a small, humane hydra.

Larnranbud created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnranbud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Larnranbud, he will be very unhappy.

Larnranbud's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Larnranbud's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Larnranbud.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Do not dye your hair white.