Yamflysab Lagtarpneg Cepvenquat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful mouse.

Yamflysab Lagtarpneg Cepvenquat created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yamflysab Lagtarpneg Cepvenquat, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yamflysab Lagtarpneg Cepvenquat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yamflysab Lagtarpneg Cepvenquat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yamflysab Lagtarpneg Cepvenquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to voles while wearing cyan stockings.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.