Cedonthiv is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust
lobster.
Cedonthiv created light seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cedonthiv, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cedonthiv, she will turn you into a rock.
Cedonthiv's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Cedonthiv's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Never wear turquoise hats.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.
5. Respect your elders.