Sanlop is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, omniscient
meerkat.
Sanlop created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Sanlop, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sanlop, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Sanlop's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Sanlop's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Sanlop's priests.
2. Never write about dark matter.
3. Worship no other gods but Sanlop.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Always take life seriously.