Fomingdosstalget is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, resourceful
wyvern.
Fomingdosstalget created matter six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fomingdosstalget, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Fomingdosstalget, it will be mildly annoyed.
Fomingdosstalget's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Fomingdosstalget's Holy Commandments1. Learn eight new languages a year.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Never laugh near snails.
5. Do not drink alcohol.