Bifdabshav is a god.

He takes the form of a small, self-assured goose.

Bifdabshav created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bifdabshav, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bifdabshav, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bifdabshav's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bifdabshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Never wear yellow boots.

4. Put Bifdabshav first in all things.

5. Never feed lemons to great tits while wearing red rings.