Arpbognell is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, moody
fly.
Arpbognell created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Arpbognell, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Arpbognell, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Arpbognell's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.
Arpbognell's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Do not wear brown clothing.
4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
5. Always pray immersed in water.