Ripbidtinfasgebhimbatwan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, staggering wyrm.

Ripbidtinfasgebhimbatwan created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ripbidtinfasgebhimbatwan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ripbidtinfasgebhimbatwan, it will destroy your home planet.

Ripbidtinfasgebhimbatwan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ripbidtinfasgebhimbatwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Ripbidtinfasgebhimbatwan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Run away if seven goats approach from the east.