Flisdodduddut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless manatee.

Flisdodduddut created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisdodduddut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flisdodduddut, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Flisdodduddut's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Flisdodduddut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always look after injured whales.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.