Wigratbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, witty horse.

Wigratbeg created a top quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigratbeg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wigratbeg, it will send you a sign.

Wigratbeg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wigratbeg's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. You must pray to Wigratbeg nine times a day.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Do not eat onions.