Jingebflan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous gorilla.

Jingebflan created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jingebflan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jingebflan, she will turn you into a duck.

Jingebflan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Jingebflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near geese while wearing pink skirts and balancing five carbon spheres on your hands.

3. Jingebflan loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. You must pray to Jingebflan nine times a day.

5. Never talk about gravity.