Vigsas is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, dishonourable aardvark.

Vigsas created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vigsas, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vigsas, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vigsas' most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vigsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vigsas.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vigsas.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near mice while wearing red ear rings and balancing three iron spheres on your face.

5. Always take life seriously.