Vaggetsag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous jackal.

Vaggetsag created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vaggetsag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vaggetsag, it will destroy your home solar system.

Vaggetsag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Vaggetsag's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Vaggetsag on top of important buildings.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vaggetsag.