Motsafdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless wombat.

Motsafdiss created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Motsafdiss, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motsafdiss, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Motsafdiss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Motsafdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Cats are not to be trusted.

2. Run away if six ants approach from the west.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never sing in the presence of rats.