Funwanlid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, merciful penguin.

Funwanlid created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Funwanlid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Funwanlid, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Funwanlid's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Funwanlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never paint your face red.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Run away from turquoise dolphins, for they are unholy.