Ominlikomin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate wolf.

Ominlikomin created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ominlikomin, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ominlikomin, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Ominlikomin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Ominlikomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Feed all hungry gulls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.