Motlidtip is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, strong dolphin.

Motlidtip created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Motlidtip, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Motlidtip, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Motlidtip's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Motlidtip's Holy Commandments

1. Motlidtip loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.