Pigbumyak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient raccoon.

Pigbumyak created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Pigbumyak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pigbumyak, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pigbumyak's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pigbumyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never pour water over plants.