Tenrapfadsafkin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, stupid coyote.

Tenrapfadsafkin created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tenrapfadsafkin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tenrapfadsafkin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tenrapfadsafkin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tenrapfadsafkin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about cell theory.