Nellbingun is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless chicken.

Nellbingun created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellbingun, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nellbingun, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nellbingun's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Nellbingun's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nellbingun.