Nibmobwittag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, contented capybara.

Nibmobwittag created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nibmobwittag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nibmobwittag, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Nibmobwittag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nibmobwittag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Nibmobwittag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never play with disobedient children.