Dud is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fast hummingbird.

Dud created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dud, it will strike you with lightening.

Dud's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dud's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather five mites in one place.

2. Always obey Dud's priests.

3. Never stain your legs with brown.

4. Never think ill of sick swans.

5. Never write about nebulae.