Sogfumfly is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, all-knowing lizard.

Sogfumfly created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogfumfly, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sogfumfly, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sogfumfly's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sogfumfly's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sogfumfly on top of all buildings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect seven silver sculptures of Sogfumfly on top of important buildings.