Yakfabmob is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, blissful hippopotamus.

Yakfabmob created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yakfabmob, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yakfabmob, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yakfabmob's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yakfabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing pink shorts.

5. Do not eat limes.