Ponpangtarppop is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, selfish goblin.

Ponpangtarppop created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponpangtarppop, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ponpangtarppop, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Ponpangtarppop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Ponpangtarppop's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Ponpangtarppop must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.