Mumcatjontonquafzimbed is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring fox.

Mumcatjontonquafzimbed created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumcatjontonquafzimbed, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mumcatjontonquafzimbed, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mumcatjontonquafzimbed's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Mumcatjontonquafzimbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat pineapples.

2. Never feed carrots to ants while wearing boots.

3. Never gather eight squirrels in one place.

4. Never mention manatees.

5. Always act with obedience.