Padzogcam is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unthinking centipede.

Padzogcam created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Padzogcam, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Padzogcam, it will be mildly annoyed.

Padzogcam's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Padzogcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. You must love Padzogcam.

4. Never wear turquoise scarves.

5. Do not stand on grass.