Sidfliskan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, sage dugong.

Sidfliskan created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sidfliskan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sidfliskan, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sidfliskan's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sidfliskan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Worship no other gods but Sidfliskan.

3. Sidfliskan loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near turtles while wearing orange hats and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.

5. Hide if seven rats approach from the west.