Ragfarnmin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, strong jaguar.

Ragfarnmin created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragfarnmin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ragfarnmin, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ragfarnmin's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Ragfarnmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Run away if nine snails approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.