Pitkiktag is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, moody snail.

Pitkiktag created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitkiktag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pitkiktag, it will think nothing of it.

Pitkiktag's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pitkiktag's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

3. Do not keep nine swans in a large pit.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always wear gray.