Cusstipfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical snail.

Cusstipfeb created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusstipfeb, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cusstipfeb, he will remove you from existence.

Cusstipfeb's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cusstipfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Cusstipfeb.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect nine lead sculptures of Cusstipfeb on top of important buildings.