Pomzanfed is a god.

She takes the form of a large, resourceful slug.

Pomzanfed created the planet Mars six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomzanfed, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pomzanfed, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pomzanfed's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pomzanfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Feed all hungry foxes.