Gudmiplag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving rat.

Gudmiplag created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudmiplag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gudmiplag, he will make you grow a tail.

Gudmiplag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gudmiplag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about manatees.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Gudmiplag on top of all buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.