Pomlist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent goat.

Pomlist created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomlist, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomlist, she will turn you into a frog.

Pomlist's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Pomlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

3. Do not gather at doors at midday.

4. Do not place figs upon stone.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing blue shoes and balancing three aluminium spheres on your chest.