Lengepyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unjust eagle.

Lengepyatt created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lengepyatt, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lengepyatt, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Lengepyatt's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Lengepyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Lengepyatt.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help birds.

5. You must love Lengepyatt.