Ladnellkapflapyognibfedvag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, smart goat.

Ladnellkapflapyognibfedvag created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladnellkapflapyognibfedvag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ladnellkapflapyognibfedvag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ladnellkapflapyognibfedvag's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ladnellkapflapyognibfedvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Never paint your chest brown.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.