Flammidgab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, resourceful crocodile.

Flammidgab created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flammidgab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Flammidgab, she will turn you into a tree.

Flammidgab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Flammidgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never chant in the presence of mites.

4. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

5. Always obey Flammidgab's priests.