Weefudyim is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, duplicitous dolphin.

Weefudyim created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Weefudyim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weefudyim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Weefudyim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Weefudyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of apples to mites while wearing green scarves.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not cook food in pots.