Dusswignillfly is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable turtle.

Dusswignillfly created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Dusswignillfly, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dusswignillfly, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dusswignillfly's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dusswignillfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Hide from pink manatees for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Dusswignillfly in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Dusswignillfly in the centre of the settlement.