Yimyartvil Padfossflig Artbestbonkartbinteenkap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional octopus.

Yimyartvil Padfossflig Artbestbonkartbinteenkap created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimyartvil Padfossflig Artbestbonkartbinteenkap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yimyartvil Padfossflig Artbestbonkartbinteenkap, she will turn you into a puffin.

Yimyartvil Padfossflig Artbestbonkartbinteenkap's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Yimyartvil Padfossflig Artbestbonkartbinteenkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near badgers while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing eight titanium spheres on your head.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must love Yimyartvil Padfossflig Artbestbonkartbinteenkap.

4. Never feed gooseberries to gulls while wearing blue hats.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.