Dob is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, blissful cow.

Dob created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dob, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dob, she will not invite you to parties.

Dob's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dob's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away if seven cats approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear ear rings.