Hogbustenafrapjabwikfum is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, strong coyote.

Hogbustenafrapjabwikfum created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogbustenafrapjabwikfum, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hogbustenafrapjabwikfum, she will remove you from existence.

Hogbustenafrapjabwikfum's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hogbustenafrapjabwikfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never run near voles.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

4. Never mark doors with orange.

5. Do not record names concerning galaxies.